automatic bzooty
(814): I just answered “If only I knew” for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
this reminds me of a question on a global studies quiz. i said the E in OPEC stood for “eggroll” … so i got extra credit?
Things The Ramones wanted to do: Be your boyfriend, sniff some glue, dance, be a good boy, Carbona, be well, have something to do, be sedated, live.
Things The Ramones did NOT want to do: Walk around with you, be learned, be tamed, be a pinhead no more, be buried in a pet semetary, fight tonight (on Christmas), grow up.
Things The Ramones could not, would not, or did not do: Be, care, give you anything, make it on time, let it happen, seem to make you theirs, control themselves.
Things The Ramones did do: Make a living by peelin’ a banana, go out west where they belong, remember you, go mental, be affected, sit in their room (humming a sickening tune), think of you (everytime they ate vegetables), believe in miracles, love you.
Things The Ramones told you to do: Shut it up, Beat on a brat with a baseball bat, ring up the FBI to find out if their baby’s alive, give them shock treatment.
Things The Ramones warned you about doing: Shutting it up, killing that girl, talking to commies, opening that door.
wildhorsescouldntdragmeaway:wastedeffort:(via flaming pablum)
wtf-able career suggestions from friends/family/etc.
aunt kathy: dental assistant
tori: anthropologist
kelsey: “crazy writer person!”
alyona: theatre
emily: go work in a recording studio
mom: “some desk job”
mom’s bff: university professor
randall: “collaborate with me on a bestselling series of books on how to destroy meijer in 40 minutes.”
lauren: professional vince noir
so far the only one i have even seriously begun considering is the very last.
(via becomingbrina:pearloftheswamp:twoseconds:helloadam: nooxfordcomma:ryanwhatttt:ultra-violent:homoinferior:feedtheplants)
I watched the whole damn thing.
VIOLENT PIZZA
i have seen this so many times and it just gets better with age, really.
(801): My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i recently found a photo of me as a kid in a lion king cardigan. crispy as fuck. i wish i was still that cool.
The Undertones - Teenage Kicks
THE PLANTMAN KNOWS WHERE THE PLANTS WILL GROW
THE PLANTMAN KNOWS WHERE THE PLANTS WILL GROW
THE PLANTMAN KNOWS WHERE THE PLANTS WILL GROW
what kind of shitty acid were people on in the early mid nineties?
Lou Reed “Walk On The Wild Side”
Blacktop - Here I Am, I Always Am
Somewhere between The Gories and The Dirtbombs Mick Collins had time to be in Blacktop briefly and make some fine ass kicking sounds. This song is their cover of an early Captain Beefheart song and shows a progression to a fuller, richer but no less awesome sound. Enjoy!
Collins next worked in a basic garage rock band, Blacktop from 1994 to 1996, a band which had its own share of troubles, as detailed in Collins’ liner-notes for the band’s compilation release, I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This: The Complete Recordings. Another project around this time was The Screws.
After the demise of Blacktop, Collins helped form the King Sound Quartet, which had one single in 1996 and one album, The Get Down Imperative, in 1997.
yeeeeeeah! one of my favorite blacktop songs.
though i had no idea it was a beefheart cover.
